Summertime Questions

Am I too old to want to play with the 7 year-olds in my neighborhood that have Super Soakers? 

Am I dating myself by calling them Super Soakers? 

What if I said I wanted to be the one to use the Super Soaker 50?

What if I told you that it would make me feel better after not finding the Karnival popsicles at the grocery store?

Wait, am I too old for those too?