Candy? Issues III

I am way too old  to eat peanut butter and fluff off a spoon.
Multiple times in one day.

Summertime Questions

Am I too old to want to play with the 7 year-olds in my neighborhood that have Super Soakers? 

Am I dating myself by calling them Super Soakers? 

What if I said I wanted to be the one to use the Super Soaker 50?

What if I told you that it would make me feel better after not finding the Karnival popsicles at the grocery store?

Wait, am I too old for those too?

Tiny Pancakes and Fake Scrambled Eggs

I am too old to have a long, detailed dream about my college's Sunday brunch food.

(But wow do I have a craving now...)

This morning.

I am way too old to eat an entire bag of Sour Patch Kids in the parking lot while talking myself into getting out of the warm car to walk into the gym.

But only if someone sees me doing it.