OH, CHICKEN.

I am WAY too old (and clumsy) to drop an entire carton of eggs on myself at the grocery store. I thought only kids made messes like that. To make matters worse, about 10 people saw me do it and heard me proclaim (instead of "oh shit" which would have made way more sense) "Oh....Chicken." Why. Why did I say that? #fml

Candy? Issues III

I am way too old  to eat peanut butter and fluff off a spoon.
Multiple times in one day.

Candy Issues II

I am too old for one of my bosses to leave a bag of green lollipops on my desk chair (she knows they're my favorite), but oh was it a nice surprise!

(And I have a great boss. yay!)